The Little Rascals were in school when their teacher asked for a volunteer to use the word "dictate" in a sentence.
Alfalfa raises his hand immediately, but the teacher calls on Spanky who simply can't use such a big word in a sentence. Teacher then asks again for a volunteer, ignoring Alfalfa's frantic waves, and sees that no child wants to stand up and make any sentence with such a word.
Finally, after watching Alfalfa waving both of his hands nonstop she reluctantly calls on him. He stands up, giant smile on his face, turns to Darla and says "Hey Darla, how my dictate last night?"
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