Did you hear about the constipated math teacher?
He had to work it out with a pencil.
Teacher Jokes
Conversation with my Dad.
Me: "The teacher was talking about strangling a...
My old math teacher used to dress pretty casually.
So one day, when I walked into class they were ...
Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?
He was caught doing lines of math!
Urinals Too High
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompan...
Johnny asks a question in class.
The teacher responds, "As a professional teache...
A teacher is teaching a class
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
A student staring off in class...
The teacher said to the student "starring off i...
At a Catholic school, a class of children are asked...
Teacher: "If there are three birds sitting on a...
My friend lost his virginity to his teacher when he was only 13 years old.
My friend lost his virginity to his teacher whe...
Teacher asks, "If you could be president for 48 hours, how many of you would be able to sleep?"
One student raised his hand. The teacher addres...
People always get disgusted when I say I slept with my teacher...
I think it's because I was home schooled.
Just another day in math class
Teacher - what is 0.1 as a fraction
Student -...
A teacher once asked three students to say a sentence that included pink, and yellow, and gree.
The American kid says, "I play in a pink dress ...
Why are you late?
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was ...
Matt his first day at class.
Matt and his parents moved to a new town. He wa...
Each person in class had to write a sentence (Cuban joke)
So the teacher asked everyone to read their sen...
Little Johnny was sitting in class....
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
My driving teacher asked me where the gas is.
Second door on the right.
A kindergarten teacher is wandering in the town...
A kindergarten teacher is wandering the town, w...
Techer
The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk ab...
Student: Are you the new English Teacher?
Miss Tammy: Yes I are.
A LESSON IN MORALS
One day at the end of class, little Johnny's te...
I like how you're thinking!
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
What does the chicken give you?
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...