Matt and his parents moved to a new town. He was a bit nervous 'cause tomorrow he will need to go to a new school. Matt has some trouble making friends because he's retarded. So next day, he comes in class and the teacher tells the class: "So this is Matt, c'mon Matt introduce yourself.".
Matt went really nervous to the front of the class and started introducing himself: "Hello everyone, I'm Matt and I'm retarded" followed by a big silence as everyone is a bit in shock.
The teacher mumbled: "Eeeeuhm, okay Matt. So why don't you tell me something about your family?"
"Okay" said Matt, and he continued introducing himself. "Well, eeuhm my mother is retarded, mmmmyyy father is retarded, myy sister is rrrettarded"
The whole class is stumbled and have no idea how to react on his introduction. They don't wanna laugh or insult him. So a big silence is followed again.
Suddenly Matt says: "BBBut my brother, he's at the university of Harvard".
The teacher asks releaved: "Oooh, and what does he do at the University?"
Matt answers: "He works at the medical department, he's in a big jar with liquid"
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