So the teacher asked everyone to read their sentence and she gets to Pepito
"Pepito what did you write today?"
So he responds "Today the most amazing thing happened, my cat gave birth to six communist cats."
"That's a wonderful story Pepito, great job."
The next day the teacher again asks everyone to write their own sentences, and again she asks everyone to read theirs and finally Pepito.
"Now what did you write today Pepito?"
So he reads "Yesterday the most amazing thing happened, my cat gave birth to three communists kittens."
To which the teacher responds "wait a minute yesterday you said you had six cats, what happened to the other three?"
"They opened their eyes."
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