Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands u...

teacher is teaching a class

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...

Teacher With Naughty Johnny

Teacher: “Anyone who thinks they are stupid ma...

A student has a long and stressful summer

When he gets back to school, his teachers first...

Jack walks up to his teacher and asks...

Jack: Can you eat lightbulbs?

Teacher: No, why...

Why did the kid eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake...

English and Art teacher talk...

English and Art teacher talk.

English teacher:...

A teacher is teaching her class about animals.

She has a list of barnyard creatures on the boa...

A teacher walks into class...

And he says, "Everyone, turn in your homework."...

Teacher :)

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

Teacher says to students

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...

Hillary Clinton speaks to the schoolchildren

Teacher: Class please welcome Hillary Clinton t...

"Class, can anyone name the space probe currently orbiting Jupiter?"

**Exchange student from Nanjing, China**: Juno!...

One day in bible class...

A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling t...

Teacher asks her students...

A teacher asks her students: "OK children. Ther...

We are all human beans

A teacher asked her students to use the word "b...

Getting the message a cross...

A boys parents were worried about their son not...

Right and Wrong

Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching he...

A boy asks the teacher...

"Can children of kindergarten age have baby if ...

Johnny walked into class with a black eye

Johnny walked into class with a black eye.
Teac...

A math professor, John, has problems with his sink .....

so he calls a plumber. The plumber comes over a...

Kill the time

Teacher - How did our grandparents kill time wi...