Teacher: Class please welcome Hillary Clinton today. She will answer your questions.
Hillary: Hello class. Who has the first question?
*Johnny raises hand*
Johnny: My name is Johnny. I have 3 questions.
- Why did you lie about Benghazi?
- What was in those emails you deleted?
- And does your pattern of corruption mean we can never trust you?
*The recess bell rings and the children return 40 minutes later.*
Hillary: Ok. Where were we? Who has a question?
*Kid raises hand*
George: My name is George and I have 5 questions.
- Why did you lie about Benghazi?
- What was in those emails you deleted?
- Does your pattern of corruption mean we can never trust you?
- Why did the bell ring 10 minutes early?
- And... uh... oh yeah. Where's Johnny?
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