A teacher asks her students: "OK children. There are 10 birds all basking in the sun on a telephone line. If we shoot one, how many are left? Show of hands."
Students raise their hand and Johnny is chosen.
Johnny says: "None. Because the gunshot will scare the rest and they'll fly away"
The teacher stunned at the response says:" No... the answer is 9, but I like the way you think."
Johnny says:" OK teach. I got one for you...... 3 ladies are eating an ice cream. One is slobbering on the tip of the ice cream. The second one is biting chunks out. Third is simply licking and sucking... which one is the married woman?"
The teacher shocked at the question takes it on and says:" It definitely has to be the 3rd one.:
Johnny says:" Nope... it's the one with the ring on her finger but I like the way you think." ????????
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