"Class, can anyone name the space probe currently orbiting Jupiter?"

**Exchange student from Nanjing, China**: Juno!  

**Teacher**: I *do* know the answer, that's why I'm asking all of you. Does
anyone else know the answer? Extra points to whomever answers it correctly!  

**Exchange student from Nanjing, China**: Juno! Juno! *Juno!*  

**Teacher**: Wally! That is it! Go to the principles office immediately!

*Note that the exchange student is one of the top students in his class and has the best grades out of all his friends. His father, Kau Liang, was born in Nanjing, China at age zero to a woman in her late 60s. On the day of his birth, a great earthquake shook the entire city and everyone in the hospital died except for him. He spent the next 35 years of his life studying geotechnical engineering to improve the quality of essential buildings and hopefully decrease the intensity of earthquakes in the city. In turn, this financially supported his future son and enabled him to get an education at one of the best schools in China. His son, Wally (named after Wallace Amos), became one of the smartest children of the entire country. He moved to the United States to be closer to his father's brother's grandmother's nephew who was making big moves in the distribution industry. Wally didn't want to follow his father's brother's grandmother's nephew's dreams but he knew that great opportunity lies in the great state of California.*