The scientist rubs the lamp and sure enough a genie pops out! "Thank you for releasing me!" said the genie, "You can have anything you like, providing you do one days work of a different profession. You may choose what you want to do." The scientist goes first, "Well I've always thought that being a kindergarten teacher would be an easy job." BAM! The scientist is transported to a kindergarten. The scientist begins his lesson by assigning the children a spelling test but the children are a rowdy bunch and after 10 minutes of having various stationary thrown at him he snapped his pencils and quit.
The doctor goes next, "Well being a waiter seems an easy job, just taking orders for people all day. I'd like to do that." BAM! The doctor is transported to a busy restaurant. After dealing with unruly customers for an hour, he finally loses his patience when a customer complains about his food. He drops his plates and storms out of the restaurant.
The janitor then takes his turn, "Well I'd love to be an artist." BAM! He was transported to the kindergarten where he made a sculpture out of the various broken stationary. He then walked over to the busy restaurant and did the same with the broken plates. An arts dealer saw his work, came over and gave him £1 million for both sculptures. The genie was flabbergasted, "Wow," he said, "Where did you learn to do that?"
"Well," the janitor said, "I have an art degree."
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