Finding a job is difficult...

I started at the orange juice factory but couldn't concentrate,
Being a tailor just didn't suit me,
I couldn't cut it as a barber,
I didn't have the foundations to be an architect,
I just didn't have enough patients to be a doctor,
I felt soleless in the shoe factory,
I couldn't hack it as a lumberjack,
I couldn't keep my eye on the job as an optician,
Being an electrician was shocking,
Sewage maintenance was just draining,
I just wasn't taking off as a pilot,
My spell as a wizard didn't work,
Working at a coffee shop was too much of a grind,
I didn't make the grade as a teacher,
I didn't have the thyme to be a chef,
My career as a comedian was a joke,
I couldn't see a future being a historian,
And now I'm an archaeologist and my future lies in ruins!

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