One day the teacher decides to skip work & cut out his students eyes out for some reason. He puts the eyeballs in a bag & heads down the busy road until he got stopped by the police
*Teacher - "What's the problem, officer"*
*Police - "We're investigating a crime scene"*
*Teacher - "Is there any questions that you'd like to ask me?"*
*Police - "What's your alibi from 8 am - 12 pm?"*
*Teacher - "I was just chilling with my pupils."*
*Police - "Oh, where can I find your pupils?"*
*Teacher - "Opens bag"*
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