Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of
Baseball.
Jonah: Here�s my paper.
Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay.
Lets hear what you wrote.
Jonah: Game called off on account of rain.
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