Maria Ivanovna the teacher came to the class wearing a dress with a deep cut
on her chest, and there hung an airplane-shaped silver pendant. Misha stared at
the teacher throughout the class hour. The bell rang, and Maria Ivanovna asked,
"What, Misha, do you like the airplane?"
"No, the landing strip."
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