One Sunday in church, the teacher asked her Sunday School class,
"Ok kids, what is the commandment for your mommies and daddies?"
One girl raised her hand and said, "Thou shall honor your mother
and father."
"Good!" The teacher said, "What is the commandment for your
brothers and sisters?" Then one boy shot up and stated, "Thou
shall not kill."
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