Little Johnny Answers the Question

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are
left?"


Little Johnny: "None."


Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots
one. How many are left?"


Little Johnny: "None."


Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"


Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There is none left."


Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"


Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"


Teacher: "Sure."


Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking,
one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"


Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."


Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you
think."