Little Johnny's Pink Eraser

Once there was a small classroom in a decent school. One day,
Ms Young, the grade two teacher walked to the front of her class
and said, "Today, class, we are going to play a game." Ms YOung
stuck her hand in her pocket, "I have something in my pocket,"
she said, "it's round but not too round and its red but not too
red." Little Johnny raised his hand and yelled, "I know! I
Know! It's a red bouncy ball!" "No," replied Ms Young, "it's
an apple, but I like the way you think." She stuck her hand in
her other pocket and said "I have something in my pocket, it's
orange but not too orange and its round but not too round."
Johnny raised his hand and yelled, "I know! I know! Its an
orange bouncy ball!" "No," said Ms Young, "Its an orange, but I
like the way you think." Johnny yelled out, "I get this game!
May I go up now, pretty please?!" "Okay," Ms Young replied.
JOhnny ran up to the front of the class, and stuck his way deep
down in his pocket. "I have something in my pocket," he said,
"It's long but not too long and its pink but not too pink." The
teacher cried out, "you can't say things like that in class!"
Johnny replied, "Its my pink eraser, but I like the way you
think."