A teacher asks her class 'What is an tragedy?' A boy says 'Is it when my mum
runs me over?' The teacher says 'No, thats an accident.' The boy says 'is it
when a bus full of people goes over the cliff?' The teacher says 'No, thats a
great loss'. So the boy says 'Well, it must be George Bush being killed by Bin
laden.' The teacher says 'Well done! How did you work that out?' The boy says
'Well its not an accident and its not a great loss!'
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