Taxidermist Jokes

Taxidermist Jokes

Dr Jones


There was once an aspiring veterinarian who pu...

Redneck Etiquette


* Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles...

10 Redneck Checks


1. You've ever had to lug a paint can to the t...

A taxidermist Goes South


A taxidermist
is on vacation down south. He i...

You might be a redneck if..... (part 2)


You've ever cut your grass and found a car.


...

Children's Books?


"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New...

The Vet/Taxidermist


There was once an aspiring veterinarian who pu...

More Redneck One-liners!


You just might be a Redneck if:


You've ever ...

The Ultimate Collection of Signs

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the ...

Taxidermy

A man walks into a bar down in Alabama and orde...

Signs of the Times

Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones,...

Actual Signs

These are actual signs found around the world.....

Political Party

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
...

Champ, the much-loved pub mascot.

Ted was the landlord of the Nag's Head pub. Eve...

An old lady's beloved pair of pet rabbits died

So she took them to the taxidermist to get them...

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand...

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and ord...

A rabbi is retiring...

During his illustrious career, he had saved eve...

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders...

A man works as a mohel within his Jewish community his entire life.

He performs nearly 14,000 brises over the cours...

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet pro...