During his illustrious career, he had saved every foreskin from each circumcision he had performed. By the time of his retirement, he had collected hundreds of jars filled with preserved foreskins.
Wanting to commemorate his retirement, he went to his friend, a taxidermist, to ask if he would craft something out of them.
The taxidermist thought for a moment, and finally agreed. For weeks, he did his best to craft something memorable for the Rabbi.
Finally, he returned to the Rabbi and showed him what he had created. The Rabbi opened the box and found a finely made wallet.
Surprised, the Rabbi said, "All of that foreskin, and you could only make this small wallet?"
"Well, yes..." said the taxidermist, "but if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."
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