Taxidermist Jokes

Taxidermist Jokes

Guy walks into a taxidermists with two boxes, one under each arm...

Guy walks into a taxidermists with two boxes, o...

Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Southerner...

What would you do??

You're walking down a
deserted street with you...

[On a date] Date: So what do you do?

Me: I'm a taxidermist
Date: Oh... wow.
Fox:...

Taxidermist walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a ...

A taxidermist was asked, "So what do you do for a living?"

She replied, "Oh you know... stuff."

- *From T...

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan...

The bartender looks at the man and says, "You'r...

Trophy Wife

Any wife can be a trophy wife...

... if you ta...

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. [Mark Twain]

Not a dadjoke - but he told it to me anyway...

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and ord...

WALKS INTO A BAR... TAXIDERMY

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders...

Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian?

He has a sign on the door that says "Either way...

Guy walks into a taxidermists...

Guy walks into a taxidermists with two cardboar...

Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and a veterinarian?

He has a sign on his door: “Either way, you get...

It's out!

It's out! Brand new edition of... You know you'...

It's out!

It's out! Brand new edition of... You know you'...