Please no daddy
"No daddy, please no, daddy, I'm begging you, p...
Swallow Jokes
What's the Difference between like, love and showing off??
Spit, Swallow and Gargle
What's the difference between spit and swallow?
A firm grip on the back of her head.
Why aren't lions cannibals?
They can't swallow their pride.
A sufficiently advanced society has synthesized all human knowledge
in pill form. So an undergraduate goes to the d...
Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.)
If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brin...
What is a penguin?
A swallow who ate after 6pm.
Guess who i am
I am a long object. You put me in your mouth an...
Barber's Joke today
A man enters a barbershop for a shave.
While t...
So a moth goes into a podiatrist's office..
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the...
Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis will most likely only get this:
Remember Bill and Ben, The Flowerpot Men?
One ...
I just got slapped by a girl for asking her, "Do you spit or swallow?"
I thought this was a very reasonable question t...
Latvian joke.
I tell Latvian joke:
Latvian man very hungry. ...
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant w...
TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.
TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A T...
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant w...
Me: Hello.
Me: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. Me: Is th...
What is the cannibals' favorite game?
What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow m...
What happened to the cannibal lion?
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to s...
What happened to the cannibal lion?
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to s...
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to ...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While t...
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I ga...