Swallow Jokes

Swallow Jokes

Druggie Song


Sung to the tune of the Irish Washerwoman:


P...

Cowboys


Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhous...

Cats and Pills


INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL


1. ...

Stork brings babies


Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings w...

Unfertilized.


Q: How do you drown a blond?
A1: Put a mirror...

Monica measures up


How much can Monica Lewinski swallow?


One U....

When did Clinton realize Paula


When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a ...

Close Shave


A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While ...

Birth control pill


A truck driver was pulled over by a state troo...

Listening Passively


There were three guys talking in the pub. Two ...

Cannibal Jokes


Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to ...

A Close Shave


A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While ...

Stork brings babies


Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings w...

Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat.


Q: When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't...

The sin of drink


A young businessman was seated next to an elde...

Washington


Q: What's the newest game in Washington?


A: ...

The huge college freshman


The huge college freshman figured he'd try out...

Nitro Mike


Forwarded from a guy at MIT who knows this guy...

Sleeping Pills


An exhausted looking blond dragged himself in ...

Doctors' Contributions


Doctors were told to contribute to the constru...

Like and Love


What is the difference between 'like' and 'lov...

A BLONDES INTELLIGENCE


A NEW SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY SHOWS THAT BLONDES ...

How do you cure...


How do you cure constipation?


Sit on a block...

Lawyer and a redneck


A big shot city lawyer and a redneck got into ...

Bill and Monica in Common


What do Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky have ...