What do Blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
They both swallow a lot of Seamen
Swallow Jokes
King of the Jungle
If the leader of all the lions can't find any p...
A guy goes to a carnival...
A young guy goes to a carnival. He is around 17...
I told my parents that I recently got engaged to Prednisone.
Needless to say, it was a bitter pill to swallow.
I didn't know what I was missing until I dated a vampire.
They always beg you to let them swallow.
I was surprised when my dad revealed he was a mystical chemist...
He said that the world was ending and I was the...
How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?
You have to chew before you swallow.
Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?
He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
The pharmacist took a week off after having heard his mother had passed away
It must have been a tough pill to swallow
Worried Wife
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her h...
A man enters a barbershop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions...
Temper cure...
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her h...
A masked man walks into a sperm bank with a gun.
He points the gun at the receptionist and tells...
If the dove is the bird of peace...
...what is the bird of true love?
The swallow.
A man walks into a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions...
What's the difference between like & love
A spit or a swallow
What is a penguin?
A swallow that kept eating after 6pm.
what tea is hardest to swallow?
Reality
A Brief History of Medicine
**Patient:** "I have an ear ache."
**Doctor:**...
What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
They both swallow seamen.
THE TRIAL OF AN IGBO, YORUBA AND HAUSA MAN
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa
man wer...
Mary had a little lamb
And also some orange juice to swallow it down w...
What do you tell your SO when they won't swallow?
You can't spell nutrition without NUT