Pass a football?

A huge college freshman decides to try out for the football team.


After looking him up and down, the coach asks, "Can you tackle?"


"Watch this," says the freshman, who runs smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.


"Wow," says the coach. "I'm impressed, can you run?"


"Of course I can run," says the freshman. He is off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he finishes a hundred yard dash.


"Amazing!" enthuses the coach. "But can you pass a football?"


The freshman hesitates for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he stammers, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."


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Edited by calamjo and dolly04