In baseball, why does it take longer to get from second to third than any other bases?
Because there's a short stop in between.
Sports Jokes
What paper do you read?
The Wall Street Journal - Read by people who ru...
Old Scottish joke I remembered that just became relevant again...
The head greenkeeper of St Andrews golf course ...
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of...
A Scotsman was shipwrecked...
...and finally washed ashore on a small island....
A couple walk Into the clubhouse after a round of golf.
The pro asks "how was you round?" The husband s...
An Engineer, Vice-President, and CEO are on the Golf Course...
The engineer hits the ball into the woods and s...
A fat guy named Tom walked into a gym
He scoffed at the people there, jealous at the ...
The most popular man in the world
Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one af...
Some kid was being annoying so I hit him on the face with a baseball bat.
He started crying and I didn't even bat an eye.
What does Samuel L. Jackson say...
When you’re about to throw your cigarette in th...
My grandpa told me this one...
So an older couple is discussing the inevitable...
A husband and a wife..
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly t...
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
Separate but equal?
A guy dies and ends up in front of St. Peter at...
Why don't orphans play professional Baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Pain Can Give Pleasure
A Woman Playing Golf Hit A Man Nearby. He Put H...
Dates are like golf strokes
The fewer it takes for you to score, the better...
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It couldn't find home
Why are baseball players so well connected?
Because they always touch base.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?
Because New Jersey drivers are terrible