This lady decided it was time to learn how to play golf and started taking lessons with the club pro.
After a few lessons, she just couldn't get the hang of teeing off, due to her poor grip.
Desperate, the pro suggested, "Don't be offended, but try holding the club as you would a man's willy."
Blushing, she followed the pro's instruction and wallop! - The ball flies 300 yards straight down the fairway!
"That was great," said the pro, highly impressed.
"Now, take the club out of your mouth and try again!"
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