A boy walked in on his mom showering one day, when he asked her "Mom! What are those?" Surprised, she replies "These are my headlights and this is my bush.
A week later, the boy walks in on his father showering. Once again, he asks "Daddy? What is that?" The man replied: "Well, this is my snake"
Two weeks pass and the boy walk in on both of them showering, when he exclaims: "MOMMY! TURN YOUR HEADLIGHTS ON, THE SNAKE IS GOING INTO THE BUSH!"
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