An elderly snake couple dies in a horrific traffic accident.

Their grown children, while planning the funeral, learned they had to have a closed-casket service.

"Will we be able to tell which is which?" asked the oldest snake daughter.

"Of course," said the snake funeral director.

"They're hiss and hearse."

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