I can't see how this day could get any worse. First, my baby cousin went missing...

Three Cowboys

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,...

Jesus throws as...

Jesus throws a costume party to encourage new friends and dresses up as snake...

Big Chief Joke

Old as dirt but still funny. A female reporter, interviewing an American...

A sheep, a drum...

Ba-Dum-Tsss

Street Name

"I'd like the number for Christine Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the young...

Q: What do you...

Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse? A: I dunno,...

Cross breading.

What comes out when you mix a male snake, and a female Porcupine? Barbed...

What kind of...

What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor.

Meta Knight

Meta Knight finds Solid Snake filling Peach's Castle with high explosives,...

While conducting...

The platoon was split into pairs for these drills, and while climbing the...