If The Jungle Book were written by George R.R. Martin...

Bagheera would have died saving Mowgli from the snake, Kaa. Mowgli would have fallen while fetching honey for Baloo and become paralyzed. Kaa would have been beheaded by a bitter rival from House Anaconda. Raksha, sending her cubs to seek refuge in the jungle, dies at the hands (paws) of Shere Khan. Baloo would have valiantly defended Mowgli from Louie, earning the viewer's devout love, only to be later betrayed by the Wolf Pack, lying in the pool of his own blood (each wolf reciting "For the strength of the Wolf is the Pack"), while the movie ends with Mowgli absconding into the burning forest with the help of Gray. Baloo did say "Winter's coming", didn't he?

Rated PG-13.

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