A snail goes to a Cadillac dealership and buys a new car. But when he buys it he has specific instructions for the dealer.
"I want you to give it a paint job" says the snail.
"Sure, what color?" says the dealer.
"I want you to paint a big red S on the hood, the doors, the roof and the trunk." instructs the snail.
"Sure thing," says the dealer, "but can I ask why?"
The snail looks at him and explains:
" So when I go driving up and down the strip all the people watching me say "Look at that S Car Go!!!!
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