The history of the condom.
In 1272, a Welsh inventor created the first con...
Sheep Jokes
What did the Scot say after shaggy his sheep?
I love ewe!
How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?
They storm the baaaastille.
A farmer was out tending his flock when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from a stream.
He shouted over in Welsh: “Don't drink the wate...
My neighbours 4 year old told me, what was suppose to be a joke about 25 years ago, I've never forgot as it just seemed so weird at the time.
'What did one sheep say to another sheep?'
'Am ...
Now a joke about sheep...
... never mind, ewe wouldn't get it.
A blond is done with all the blond jokes.
A blond is done with all the blond jokes. So sh...
How do you know Sia is Scottish?
Because she loves sheep thrills!
*shows self...
A blonde woman dyes her hair red....
A blonde woman dyes her hair red because she's ...
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff
BA-DUMM-TSS
A sheep, Don Trump and a snake all fall off a ledge
Baa Dumb Tiss!
How do sheep divide candy?
They all get their fair shear
Why do Scots wear kilts?
Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away
Where do Dutch sheep go at night?
TO SHLEEP! :D
A shepherd is relaxing after a long day, when a businessman comes by...
A shepherd is relaxing after a long day, when a...
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper!
A Farmer asked me to round up his 68 sheep
I said 'Sure, seventy'.
Australian Shepherds
A rookie shepherd gets a job at a remote Austra...
Sean the overly literal sheepdog
Sean, an overly literal sheepdog, was blessed w...
Most Intelligent But Funniest
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians h...
A vegan, an atheist, and a Chinese girl asked me what I thought the English and Hitler have in common?
The morgue needed someone to identify the exact...
Most Intelligent But Funniest
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians h...
A guy buys a sheep from a sheep-seller. One week pass and...
...the sheep still hasn't made any sound. So th...