A vegan, an atheist, and a Chinese girl asked me what I thought the English and Hitler have in common?

The morgue needed someone to identify the exact weapon used to kill indians, jack daniels still does. The next day, they castrated 16 sheep, and the next morning, completely hung over, he notices that there's something wrong with her.

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