Puns, Puns, and More Puns
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts...
Sheep Jokes
The Shepherd...
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pa...
Axis of Evil
In Speech, Bush Calls Iraq, Iran, and North Kor...
Sheep Breeding
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesse...
On Cows and Government
On Cows and Government
FEUDALISM
You have t...
A Shepherd, a Wolf, and a Flock
As a shepherd you herd your sheep into your bar...
Tryin' to Sleep
You go to sleep on the couch in your living roo...
WOWOLFOL
What is represented by this?
WOWOLFOL
Wo...
One Side Looks Black
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician ...
How do you milk sheep?
With iPhone accessories.
do androids dream of electric sheep?
Not unless they're Welsh
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
a sheep can hear a zipper from 100 meters away
Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mil...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
Baa dum tssssss
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away.
What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall ...
How do you milk sheep?
With iPhone accessories.
Blondes CAN count sheep
So sick of hearing blonde jokes, a blonde cut h...
A Scotsman is tending his flock of sheep... (long)
when he decides to take a nap under a nearby tr...
What noise does a Russian Sheep make?
It Blyats.
I was going to make a sheep joke
But it just came out baaaaaaaad
How do you grill sheep?
With Samsung Batteries.