Sean, an overly literal sheepdog, was blessed with the ability to speak but also with a very literal mind.
He completed his first day of work by getting all of the sheep in the pen as he was instructed. He approached the farmer and stated proudly, "All 40 sheep accounted for, sir!"
The farmer gave Sean a confused look, "But I only have 36 sheep."
"I know," replied Sean, "You said to round them up!"
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