Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?
So it would push back.
Sheep Jokes
Why do Scots wear kilts?
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A mathematician and a farmer are sitting in a train...
Suddenly, the train comes to a stop. The mathem...
I saw an ad on craigslist for a mama sheep, a ram, and a cat fetus all for sale for only five dollars.
I said to myself, "Ewe goat to-be kitten!"
New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep...
Meat and wool.
(Exchange for Welshmen if need be)
Why do the Irish wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Three shepherds
Three shepherds are up in the hills one night a...
What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work,...
Why does Yoda like sheep?
Because dey go baa...
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor...
...that the only heart available is that of a s...
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe...
...and spends years with them, teaching them al...
Two cowboys are out riding...
Two cowboys are out riding on a dirt trail when...
The three biggest lies in Wyoming...
"I won this belt buckle in a rodeo, my trucks p...
What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?
The leisure centre.
A brunette, a farmer and a sheep...
On her day off work, a young brunette decided t...
The blond one
There was a typical blonde. She had long, blond...
What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?
"I herd that!"
One of the smarter jokes I've picked up...
An engineer, a theoretical physicist, an experi...
I am from New Zealand AMA
An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arr...
Farm Animal Band
So there is a farmer who owns many livestock, a...
Have You Heard The One About The Sheep?
It's baaad...
A car in mouse's clothing????
A Wolf found great difficulty in getting at the...