An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black. Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black, replies the experimental physicist. The heoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black. Well, the philosopher responds, on one side, anyway.
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