The teacher came up with a good problem. Suppose, she asked the second-graders, there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left? None, answered little Norman. None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic. Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!
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