How do Australians find sheep in the long grass?
Irresistible...
Sheep Jokes
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
A Man Walks Into His House With a Sheep Under His Arm...
He finds his wife in the kitchen and says, "Thi...
Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?
Because sheep would be too obvious.
There was a writer named Wright / And Mary had a little sheep
There was a writer named Wright
He asked his s...
This joke requires you to
says, "Hey Marky-Mark, what are you doing to t...
A blonde and a shepherd.
A blonde, tired of people assuming she's stupid...
did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater?
It's amazing. I didn't even know they could kni...
Now that you put it that way...
A christian missionary spends a year in a remot...
A man, a sheep and a dog were stranded in an island..
A man, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a te...
Shakhter Karagandy (Celtic's Champions League opponents)
Apparently they've been given permission for th...
A Native American boy goes up to his father and asks him how they are given their names...
"Father, how are our names chosen?"
"Well, when...
You know what they said about the year old sheep that kept getting into trouble...
...he was a mutton for punishment.
Scottish sheep
An engineer, physicist, and mathematician are o...
One day, on an Irish farm....
One day, on an Irish farm, a horse was watching...
So there's this blonde...
and she's sick and tired of being stereotyped a...
My favourite Scottish joke [x-post r/Scotland]
An Englishman is out walking in the Highlands a...
A sheep and a hole [PG]
Two campers are out walking around, and come ac...
What do you call a capital lambda?
A sheep-da
A good one for parties
So Steve, Greg, and I (put friends names in of ...
A big earthquake hits the Middle East...
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on th...
Scots vs English
Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Cause sheep can he...
How did the Scotsman find the sheep in tall grass?
Very satisfying.
Sis-Boom-Ba...
What sound does a sheep holding a stick of dyna...