There was a writer named Wright / And Mary had a little sheep

There was a writer named Wright

He asked his son to write Wright right

He said ' Son, it is not right to write Wright as Rite

Try to to write Wright Aright'.

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Mary had a little sheep

And with that sheep she went to sleep

That sheep turned out to be a ram

Mary had a little lamb

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