One day a man grows sick of his alcohol problem and how it has really messed up his life so he gets an appointment with an Alcoholics Anonymous therapy group. He stands up in the group and says "my name is Rob and I'm an alcoholic... I decided to curb my problem when I woke up in a motel with a real dog after drinking about 20 beers." The next guy pipes up, "Oh that's nothing I slept with my cousin because of my drinking" Rob continues despite the interruption, "and the worst part was when I rolled over and saw the sheep"
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