I was out camping with a group of friends, and the two I had to share a tent with turned out to be a new couple. It was a wonderful day on the farm, but we were rather bewildered by this sheep that kept following us around, bumping into things. It was totally blind, and as it turned out, very dependent on people. It would find us by listening, but if were silent for a few moments, it would baa to get some attention.That night, with the lights out, the other two were giggling in their bed-roll, and we were passing jives across the tent, and the sheep just kept stalking around the tent. Apparently we were a little loud, being natural city people, so the rest of the camp was following the exchange."Well, you haven't got anybody to cuddle tonight," he said, "and I have her!"Well, it was dark and I just had to tease them a little."You have her over there?""Yes, so there.""Oh ... then who is this in bed with me here?"There was a moments silence, so naturally ..."Baaaa?"My reputation never recovered.
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