Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and asks the shepherd:
"If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep which were grazing and says: "All right."
The young man parks the car, connects the notebook and the mobile,
enters a NASA site, scans the ground, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150 page report on his high-tech mini printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says:
"You have exactly 1586 sheep here."
The shepherd answers, astonished: "That's correct, you can have your sheep."
The young man takes the sheep and puts in the back of his jeep.
The shepherd looks at him and asks: "If I guess your profession, will you return my sheep to me?"
The young man answers: "Yes, why not."
The shepherd says: "You are a consultant!"
"How did you know?" asks the young man. "Very simple," answers the
"First, you come here without being called. Second, you charge me a sheep to tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took my dog!"
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