A farmer walks into his house with a baby sheep tucked under his arm, looks at his wife, and says "honey, this is the pig I have to sleep with when you're not around."
The confused wife looks at the farmer and says "honey, that's not a pig, it's a sheep", to which the farmer responds, "honey, I wasn't talking to you."
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