Random acts of nature

An international aid worker was volunteering at a small remote village in Africa. He was the only outsider the villagers have ever seen. But after awhile, they welcomed him into their homes.

The village chief had a beautiful daughter that had caught the eye of this worker. Everyday she would make eye contact and smile at him, but he knew it was against the rules to have a relationship with her.

After about a year, the unmarried beautiful daughter ended up giving birth to a white baby. The chief was furious and demanded the head of the volunteer worker.

The villagers brought him before the chief to be executed. He pleaded for his life and said that nature has random variations built into it. He said, "Look at that flock of sheep over there. You see how they are all white, except for that single black one? This kind of thing happens in nature all the time."

The chief paused for a moment to think about what the volunteer had said. He then walked over and whispered into his ear, "If you don't tell anyone about the sheep, I won't tell anyone about the baby."

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