Trying to hang out with the cool kid in hopes of becoming cool is basically like being on SHARK TANK...

"If you invest in my company and get my popularity started I will pretty much always have weed and every so often I'll give you a bunch of my adderal for super cheap because I appreciate everything you did for me

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