Energizer Bunny Death Notice
I'm saddened to announce the passing of The En...
Sex Jokes
The Miracle Show...
An old couple were sitting in their living roo...
They don't have time.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. ...
Shot as a Fetus
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down...
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast?
Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft ...
Nothing.
Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow disea...
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is ...
1 inch equals a mile
Q. Why can't women read maps?
A. Because only...
Three toliets
a clerk has a bathroom of three toilets,a wood...
Taco Bell
Taco Bell- think outside the bun
CAVEMAN
WHY DO CAVEMEN DRAG THERE WOMEN BY THE HEAD? ...
...just part of the group
This young mother wanted so much to be a part ...
Say 69
Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A. Twocanche...
Spice girls
Q. Did you hear Cheer is joining the spice gir...
A police officer
A police officer, though scheduled for all-nig...
The morning after
A young couple were married and celebrated the...
Two test tickles
Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receiv...
Medium Rare
Q: What is the difference between medium and r...
Lip readers
two deaf lesbians were walking down the road w...
He heard the snow blower coming.
Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pa...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her ...
Appointment Excuses
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the h...
Thanksgiving & Christmas Tatoos
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells th...
Baby planes
A mother and her son were flying 'Southwest Ai...