a clerk has a bathroom of three toilets,a wood one,a glass one,and a thing one. one day a man comes in and says "Can i use your toliet?" the clerk says "yeah sure we have three open, a wood one,a glass one, and the thing one," the man replies,"i will take the wood one." Another man comes in and says,"can i use your bathroom?" the clerk says "yeah we have two open,a glass one and a thing one" the man replies,"ok i will take the glass one" the other man comes in and says "can i use your toilet?" the clerk says "yeah we have one left and thats the thing one," the man replies," ok i will take that one," well of course the first man took the wood one and came out with slivers in his butt,the second man couldnt use the glass toilet cause it broke on him, the third man goes over to the clerk and told him,"huh,funny my toilet kept saying: do you see what i see!"
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