One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, ''I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'' Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again.This time he whispered in her ear, ''Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?''
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