...just part of the group

This young mother wanted so much to be a part of her teenage
child's group.
She worked hard at learning all the styles the teens wore and
all the foods they liked to eat.
She always tried to look young and spiffy and to have an
abundant supply of snacks when the gang dropped by.
She even learned how to talk "young" learning all the buzz words
and hip sayings.
One day this all came to a screeching halt when, after serving
the right snacks, she heard herself say to a room full of
hormone dripping teenagers:
"If anyone wants secs just let me know, I'll be in the
kitchen...getting it ready."